So, Miguel Cabrera’s been a little busy lately! The Tigers’ first baseman—on the shelf this weekend with a strained oblique—unveiled his new venture, BitBits candy, at Comerica Park today. BitBits appear to be crispy, bite-sized, bits of “chocolatey fun” that come with their own… Whoa, what the heck is that thing.
Miggy with Chris the Crown pic.twitter.com/8NEjFLUsJ6
— Matthew B. Mowery (@matthewbmowery) May 19, 2017
I’m going to be seeing Chris the Crown in my nightmares. And I think Miggy will be too.
Tigers twitter knows a meme to run into the ground when they see one, and Chris the Crown did not disappoint.
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/A1mRH5dVDR
— ugh, post seazen (@nhl_haiku) May 19, 2017
— bucket purchaser (@helmerroids) May 19, 2017
“hey miggy are you being held hostage? blink once for yes” pic.twitter.com/cMlw7LWNbJ
— A Classy Twitblog (@glasshalffulmer) May 19, 2017
The BitBits will be sold at Comerica Park starting this weekend, according to Matthew Mowery, and then will expand across the Midwest, until they conquer the 48 contiguous United States.